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No matter how specific the person you’re shopping for, there’s something here for everyone.

For your family

For your main squeeze

For your #1 crush

For your BFF

For the boyfriend or girlfriend you’re thinking of breaking up with

For your favorite frenemy

For the hostess with the mostess

For your work husband or work wife

7 Gifts to Get the Girlfriend or Boyfriend You’re Trying to Break up With

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It would be cruel to break up before the holidays… so say it with gifts.

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Maurice Pialat’s We Won’t Grow Old Together DVD, $14.96

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A wonderfully enjoyable way of saying, “I’m miserable and this is clearly not working.”

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Onepiece, $239
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Wear or give this and it’ll be pretty clear you’re over it. The jumpsuit will also come in hand post-breakup.

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French Porcelain Tissue Holder, $30

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For those who are thinking ahead.

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Nicolas Cage Pillow Case, $18.00
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An frightening and easy way of saying, “We should be sleeping next to other people.”

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The David Foster Wallace Reader, $17.55
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A little something to fill the mind and pass the time in your soon to be former significant other’s newly single New Year.

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FREDS at Barneys New York white and dark chocolate swirl popcorn, $12
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For emotional eating.

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Patron All Alone 3 Month Club, $259
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It’s actually called “Patron All Alone.” Your soon to be ex is going to want this. It’s the gift that’ll keep on giving… for three months.

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Holiday Gifts to Buy for Your Main Squeeze

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Burberry Book Print Leather Notebook, $425
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Inspired by vintage English bookcovers, designed by Burberry, and colorfully printed onto leather, these oversized notebooks and diaries will inspire creativity in any stylish guy.

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Beats by Dre x Fragment Collection, from $199.95
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Cultural icon Hiroshi Fujiwara collaborates with Beats for the minimalistic Solo2, a must have for the fan of music and style.

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IDEA Books Instagram Gift Voucher, $whatever you want to spend
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A book can be an incredibly thoughtful gift, and when it comes from IDEA Books, chances are it’s a pretty special find. Part of the fun is the digging, so let your love search for themselves. 

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Lucian Freud : Eyes Wide Open, $20
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Fantastic new addition to your shared book shelf that both halves of your coupling can enjoy.

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Moviepass Card, $30
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An absolute essential so you and your boo can always cozy up at the movies together and more than enough extra cash for coffee and pie after.

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Criterion Collections New Release of Tootsie, $31.96
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A great cinematic classic about love and friendship that should be a necessary staple of any shared DVD collection.

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Hermes Boucles d’Attelage silk tie, $195
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Classic luxury for your main main.

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Modern Aperitif Glass, $10 each
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For toasting together.

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8 Gifts to Please the Whole Fam

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Brioni fragrance, $275
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A luxurious scent any man would be pleased to receive. Perfect for fathers, fathers-in-law, and the other sophisticated men in your life. (And a steal compared to a Brioni shirt.)

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Some water filter, from $49
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Beautifully designed and thoughtful — impress the in-laws with the beauty of this 100% sustainable water filter.

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Brave Gentleman Passport Wallet, $150
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Introduce your brother to a great new brand and buy socially conscious at the same time — Brave Gentleman is 100% vegan and produced from “future” materials. Cool.

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Letters of Note: An Eclectic Collection of Correspondence Deserving of a Wider Audience, $25.30

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To encourage those you love that written correspondence is still the perfect way to show your affection.

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Scrabble Premiere Edition, $159
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Bring everyone together. Fun for the whole family.

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Google Chromecast, $35
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Get your whole family in synch this season and give them the gift of seamelssly streaming movies and television.

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Russ and Daughters New York Nostalgia, $135
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Feed everyone with everything great about New York deli food — smoked salmon, rugelach, halvah, all natural cream cheese, bagels… 

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Crosley Radio ‘Cruiser’ Turntable, $80
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Dad can share his favorite records with the whole family.
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7 Gifts for Your Favorite Frenemy

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Chances are you’ve got a frenemy to shop for this holiday season. It would look bad if you didn’t get them something… If you’re going to spend the money, you might as well send a message, too.

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Efva Attling Funky Paparazzi Ring, $470

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No explanation needed.

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Woody Allen’s Magic in the Moonlight DVD, $19.99

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One of the year’s biggest cinematic disasters, for your favorite disaster.

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Clinique Sonic System Purifying Cleansing Brush, $89

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No, you’re not saying they have bad skin…

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The Future Perfect Maru Hand Mirror, $325

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To suggest that someone takes a good, hard look at him or herself.

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Britney Survived Mug, $18

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Let them infer the trainwreck-iness.

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Wine and Champagne Glass Candles, $13.99 – $19.99
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A friendly reminder that perhaps some serenity, rather than booze, is what you should be enjoying in the New Year.

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Bob Fosse’s All That Jazz, $31.96
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Because the best gift you can give anyone is cinematic piece of your heart–one which happens to drive home the fact that if you’re going to be a disaster, you should probably also be a highly-productive genius.

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8 Holiday Gifts for the Hostess with the Mostess

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Someone is kind enough to open their doors, fire up the oven, and turn down the sheets for you this holiday season, and that person deserves a thoughtful gift.

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Fort Standard Crest Brass Bottle Opener, $60
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Anyone want a brew?

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FEED Burlap Wine Bag, $22
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Do good by your hostess and provide school meals for five in the process.

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Fornasetti Malachite Scented Candle, $185
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Your host(ess) will keep the ceramic container long after the candle has burned down.

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Petal by Pedal, from $85
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Fresh flowers from local farmers delivered by bicycle to New York City.

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Normann Copenhagen Herb Stand, $45
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For growing fresh herbs and snipping exactly what’s needed.

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Barney’s New York Checkerboard Throw, $1,150
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For everyone’s cozy entertainment.

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RABLABS Lumino Coasters, $150
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Guests will gladly adhere to the house’s coaster rules with these 24k gold edged pieces.

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Poketo Gold Playing Cards, $18
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Game night gets a luxe-look upgrade. (Bonus: the plastic cards are resilient to spills.)

This Is What Your Work Husband/Wife Wants This Holiday Season

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Gifts to help your significant work other get through the day — after all, that’s exactly what they do for you.

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Panatea Ceremonial Grade Matcha Green Tea Set, $59

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For the coworker who keeps threatening to quit coffee, help them fulfill their promises.

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Poketo Brass Desk Accessories, from $39

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For a beautiful desk top situation — help keep each other organized and looking good.

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The Film Society of Lincoln Center’s New Wave Individual Membership, $300

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So you’ll always have a good friend to enjoy a good movie and a night spent at Lincoln Center with.

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Aquafarm Aquaponic Indoor Garden, $60
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Animals are said to increase productivity in the workplace. This has the added benefit of offering up extra oxygen — and it’s self cleaning.

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Cynthia Rowley Flask Bangle, $365
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Cynthia says it best herself: “Necessity is the mother of invention…”

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Poketo Marble Blank Notebook, $32

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Everyone has to keep their brilliant ideas somewhere, and that somewhere might as well be visually appealing.

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El Casco Post-It Note Holder, $95
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Your office love notes need a vessel.

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Tokyo Pen Shop Macarons Erasers, $0.99

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This is exactly what your work spouse needs. Come to think of it, this is exactly what you need, too. Good thing they are 99 cents a piece.

11 Gifts to Buy Your #1Crush This Holiday Season

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You like each other, and that might be just about all you know about each other so far. Lack of intel doesn’t make you exempt from putting a little something in his or her stocking this season, so stick with these — foolproof and covetable gifts to bring you a little bit closer…

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Connor Emoji Stationery, $85

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To encourage written letters of flirtation — texts can only take you so far.

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Men in Cities wool blend iPhone gloves, $30
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So you can keep texting each other constantly, no matter the temperature outside. Just make sure to look up every once in a while.

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Champagne Stars lollipops, $4.50 each
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Because hello, champagne lollipops! Plus, it’s cute and definitely flirty.

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Michelangelo Antonioni’s L’Avventura Poster, $25

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Not only can you influence your crush’s good taste in movies, but there will always be a pleasant reminder of you hanging on the wall.

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Annie Baker’s The Flick, $9.95

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Because appreciating the work of Annie Baker should be a requirement for any good partner, and this way your crush will be one step ahead.

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Twin Peaks: The Entire Mystery, $129.99

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How could someone not fall in love with you after bestowing this gift upon them? Plus, it shows you’ll be committed for at least two seasons.

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The Most Personal Perfume, $190 for an hour and a half appointment

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Scent is a highly intimate thing. It’s so personal that choosing one for someone else to wear is a daunting, if not impossible task. So instead, send them over to Herbal Alchemy Apothecary, where they can have a personal appointment to create a custom scent.

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Woolrich Wool Throw, $145
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For cuddling up.

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Sugarfina Pucker Up Giftset, $25
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Candies for the one you’re sweet on.

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Surf Lessons at Locals Surf School, from $83

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Something to do together when the weather gets warmer… or something to bond over during post-sesh hot cocoa.

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MoMA Store Been Connoisseur Set, $50

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It’s cute to know your stuff.

Buy This for Your BFF: Gifts for Your Bestie This Holiday Season

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We can’t think of a better person to get the very best for — things you want to share… and things you want to “borrow” down the road. After all, what are best friends for?

Le Snob Le Champagne bag, $550
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Much, much better than a flask, this bag by Le Snob (by B Akerlund, who styled Queen Bey for four of the visual album vids,) carries exactly what its name promises.

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Spa Castle Weekend Pass, $50
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Because no better gift is better than the gift of relaxation. Sweat out 2014 before the new year has a chance to ruin your plans.

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Whitney Houston Live: Her Greatest Performances (CD/DVD), $13.99

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Only your best friend is going to spend the sufficient amount required dancing and singing to this in your living room after too many glasses of wine.

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Veronica Beard Limited Edition Patchwork Jacket, $995
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Tis is always better to gift your bestie pieces that you’ll want to borrow for yourself.

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Swash Express Clothing Care System, $499
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Because we can’t think of anyone who wouldn’t want one of these — just imagine refreshing your clothes at home in ten minutes, no dry cleaner in sight. This is love, people.

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Eddie Borgo inlaid cube bracelet, $325
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This is our kind of friendship bracelet.

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1800 Milenio, $125
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For the friend who appreciates the fine craftsmanship of a quality, cognac finished tequila.

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Texts from Jane Eyre, $23
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DIY Nails nail decals, $10
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Only best friends can communicate entirely through finger gestures. Nailmojis, anyone?