Snooki’s bun is out of the oven and that is joyous news: the Jersey Shore train wreck can start drinking again. I mean, unless she’s breastfeeding.
Snooki gave birth last night around 3a.m. at St. Barnabas Medical Center in Livingston, New Jersey. I bet those Jersey suburbanites were thrilled! Child Protective Services’ newest client is named Lorenzo Dominic LaValle and is already being hailed by People as the world’s "youngest Guido." The daddy is Jionni LaValle, Snooki’s fiancé who spent the better part of the past two seasons accusing her of cheating on him. If you need to know more about the birth — say, what Snooki screamed in the throes of labor — something tells me video cameras were around to capture this special occasion.