How to do your cocaine is number one problem for celebrities. In his new memoir, Rod: The Autobiography, Rod Stewart explains that he and his bandmates used to tdo their coke by putting it suppositories, which then went up their butts.
They came up with this brilliant idea because Ronnie Wood burned a hole in his septum through profligate use of nose candy, Perez Hilton explains. Writes Rod:
"So we found another method of taking the drug. We put them in a little pill like the French do them, a suppository. We did that for a little while."
Ummm, putting coke in your anus is kind of liking shooting heroin between your toes. But don’t worry! They weren’t addicts or anything! Rod Stewart assures us he was never "in rehab" and it never "affected his family or relationships." I’m not sure if I believe that one.
In any case, add this to the list of things we don’t need to know about celebs’ butts, including who has had colonics and anything having to do with Richard Gere and gerbils.
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