Repulsive Howard Stern Bitches About “Little Fat Girls” Like Lena Dunham

Howard Stern is really giving Rush Limbaugh a run for his money in the Repulsive Sexist Douchebag Department.

On Monday, Stern complained about Girls — a national pasttime, to be sure — and his chief complaint is that Lena Dunham isn’t pretty to look at onscreen. She’s faaaaaaaaaaaat.

"It’s a little fat girl who kinda looks like Jonah Hill and she keeps taking her clothes off and it kind of feels like rape. She seems — it’s like — I don’t want to see that. I learned that this little fat chick writes the show and directs the show and that makes sense to me because she’s such a camera hog that the other characters barely are on. My opinion, if I was a producer on that, I’d say, ‘Honey, you’re a little too close to the project. You need to allow the other characters to breath a little and let us get invested in them.’ Good for her. It’s hard for little fat chicks to get anything going.

A producer interjected, "She thinks she’s brave," to which Stern replied, "Brave? I’m brave! I’m lookin’ at her!"

Translation: your blubber is offending Howard Stern’s eyeballs, Lena Dunham, so give Brian Williams’ hot daughter more camera time. It’s really a lot like a violent sexual assault, when you think about it. 

Dunham handled the douchebaggery with grace and aplomb and an affirmation of Stern’s First Amendment right to be a scumbag. 

She told David Letterman on Thursday night, "I did find out that Howard Stern really hates [Girls], which I’m a Howard Stern fan, and I believe he’s earned the right to free speech and he should go for it. … "I wanna get it on my gravestone where he said, ‘Congrats to her (Dunham). It’s so hard for little fat chicks to get anything going these days."

You can watch a clip of Dunham and Letterman joking about it below. 

I’m not even a Girls fan, but fat-shaming sexist asshattery just makes me want to support Lena Dunham just to fuck Howard Stern.

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