First of all, I apologize for what I’m about to do to your eyeballs. Second of all, there’s an off-Brodway musical revue called NEWSical the Musical, which is a musical send-up of timely gossip items, the title of which features handy caps-locking in case you can’t decipher subtle puns like "newsical" when they’re all correctly capitalized. And who better to step into the role of recent famous nudist Prince Harry than gossip blogger / talented musical theater actor Perez Hilton?
Did I mention nudity? Because Perez Hilton is nude in this show. I’m sorry. I’m really sorry. No one has apologized to me, and I certainly didn’t make this casting decision, but I feel really bad about paying this forward and ruining your afternoon. Here are some images below, courtesy of Broadway World. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to pour bleach on my face to make these images go away.
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