The other night, after finishing the sixth episode of Homeland, I thought, "You know what? I don’t have time for this." And then I went to Wikipedia and read the synopses for the rest of the first season. I cannot believe that Carrie slept with Brody! I mean, there were plenty of other crazy things that happened, but I don’t want to spoil the whole thing for you. Basically, when you’re a busy man on the go like me, you don’t have time to do things like watch TV, cook food, or travel to see the great wonders of the world. Thankfully, the internet helps us out with those things. Wikipedia! Seamless Web! And now Google Maps. Thanks to Street View, I can totally scrap that trip to the Grand Canyon I was planning on later this year. Who just realized that he has a lot of beer money to spend? This guy.
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