Jersey Shore Cast Members to Save Publishing Industry

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Sure, there’s a lot of talk about the death of publishing, but fear not, there’s good news. Two cast member of MTV’s Jersey Shore have landed a book deal to share their secrets for harnessing the power within to live your best life. Yes, Ronnie and J-WOWW have inked a deal with St. Martin’s Press to “write” (or dictate while intoxicated) a book called Never Fall in Love At the Jersey Shore.

The 15-minute-of-famers will share their tips for achieving the much-desired Guido and Guidette looks. (Spoiler: Copious tanning is involved.) Meanwhile, The Situation continues to shop around his tome, tentatively titled Never Get Syphilis in Miami Beach…But If You Do…