Afternoon Links: Charlie Sheen Snaps, James Franco Sleeps

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● Lady Gaga has announced that she will release not one, but two videos for “Born This Way,” which is great news for fans of Lady Gaga releasing not one, but two videos for “Born This Way.” [Gaga Daily] ● Ricky Gervais continues his anti-Hollywood crusade with a fake opening dialogue for Oscar hosts James Franco and Anne Hathaway, bringing himself one step closer to being the living embodiment of “You’ll never work in this town again.” [Vulture via Ricky Gervais] ● Today on the The Alex Jones Show, Charlie Sheen put it all into perspective: “I don’t have time for these clowns. I don’t have time for their judgment and their stupidity. They lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children, they look at their loser lives. Then they look at me, and say, ‘I can’t process it!’ No, and you never will! Stop trying! Just sit back and enjoy the show!” [TMZ]

● Here is a photo of James Franco and two groupies passed out after a wild rager. [James Franco/Twitter] ● South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone, who have a new musical debuting on Broadway, have seen Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark, and surprise, surprise — they hate it. [EW] ● The Hangover II teaser trailer has arrived, and it features a monkey, slo-mo walking, face tattoos, and Zach Galifiankis, basically making it a documentary of that rape fantasy I had the other night. [Apple Trailers]