Helmed by celebrity stylists Alx and Jennie, a cut at Salon 13 is a rock ‘n’ roll experience, as evidenced by a client roster that includes Keith Richards, the Killers, and, well, Celine Dion. Expect free beer, cool tunes, and a sexy, edgy haircut that Alx guarantees will get you laid and “up your cock stock” (whatever that means). If you think your new ‘do is a don’t (you won’t), she promises you can shave her head. (No takers as of yet.) Go and be transformed into the rock god you pretend to be in the shower.