Rihanna Gets Kinky in New Video for “S&M”

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Scarlet-haired pop star Rihanna shrugs off the mantle of Chris Brown-battery victim to become mass media-spanker in the music video for her latest track, “S&M.” Wearing what looks to be a knockoff of the Dior newspaper gown made famous by Carrie Bradshaw on Sex and the City, the singer kicks the crap out of “Cox News,” walks blogger Perez Hilton on a leash like a dog, and presides over a posse of ball-gagged journalists.

Sex dolls! Pink latex! Banana fellatio! And what are we to make of lyrics like, “Sticks and stones may break my bones/But chains and whips excite me”? Apparently, Rihanna is something of a switch hitter: She can’t make up her mind whether she wants to play dominatrix and beat the crap out of bound bloggers or get hog-tied in hot pants as a nation of drooling young men pump up her video’s views on YouTube.

Either way, it’s unlikely journalists will stay away. Who wouldn’t want a good spanking from Mistress Rihanna?