Tequila rite of passage where the wiley skip anything even resembling food. Generous margaritas go down like Slurpies, with double the brain freeze. Legendary scene of Paramount post-posts. Back in the day it was Sharon Tate’s unfortunate Last Supper; today it’s stoned teenagers hoping they’re not carding. Kitsch family decor, and a maze of Mexico’s most stereotypical chachkas.