File under unnecessary advancements in beautification: Cosmetic giant Lancome is releasing the first vibrating mascara wand. The product, which won’t be released till fall, is called the “ÔSCILLATION — Vibrating Infinite Powermascara.” The wand will pound you with 7,000 oscillations per minute in aid of longer, fuller lashes. Some might object to rapidly pulsing object that close to the eye, but that didn’t stop women from buying a preview of the mascara. Yesterday, Sephora offered a small lot of the soon-to-be released Powermascara on their website, and it sold out by 6 a.m. that morning. I predict eyepatches will be a popular look for fall/winter ’08.